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Whole heapa Suss a ting galang pan boardlane dis week. But troo cause mi noh waan get ketch mi jus a gi unu a lickle troops dis week. But hear mi now ..beg unu noh call mi name! Unu neva hear dem yah sinting fram mi an mi noh know none a unu. 
So unu hear sey BoundBrook a go deh pan Fear Factor. A lang time shi did a try get pan reality TV enoh .. But what a ooman lie sah! A noh Fear Factor shi ago deh pan – noh sah mi have di real scoop. Shi an BigRed get call fram ABC fi go pan Wife Swap
yes mi dear chile mi hear sey BigRed a dead fi dem haul har behine outta di house an gi im wan neda wife –preferable wan weh woan bun up hat wata. But noh sey mi sey!
evanovitch shi did a get in touch wid nature dis week.. eeh eeh. Sey shi deh pan har verandah a watch di bud dem a fly and sing – fram blue jays to cardinals wid everything in between... But weh unu noh know is wan a dem bud deh drap wan evalasting load a doo-doo pan har varandah step. Evan get mad an tek up wan rahtid slingshot an shat di bud dead a grung.… Mi noh tink shi too much ina nature fram dah day dey. Shi gaan back to killing bullfrag wid salt and stoning di mangoose dem fram har yaad gate. Wait til di animal rights people dem ketch har.
LadyZ still noh know weh si a do wid harself…
wan day life is grand nex day life suck fi har. Life did good when shi get new cyar wid wan hole ina di rooftap ..and den shi figa sey life suck when shi realize sey shi no know if a moonroof ar sunroof. Shi soh miserable an canfuse dat shi a plan fi hap pan wan greyhound bus an jain di miserable back-a-wall people dem a Virginia. Di chile need prayas. Put in wan extra $1 ina di callectian plate Sunday fi har fi mi deh.
Portmore a run roun a call people white liva and takko ram. But what unu neva know is, a Jazz and Rollingcalf shi did a talk bout. How mi know? How yuh mean how mi know? Lissen to mi.. anybody who put in extra rooksing hours pan Friday di thirteen fi ward aff evil fram har nanny is nutten but a white liva woman. Can I get a witnesss?! An Rolligcalf put di “T” ina takko ram. Dem ketch him a have sex wid im co-worker ina di closet weh di cleaning crew put dem siting wid Barbecue sauce rub up pan im ti-ti dem. Now tell mi if ima noh barn chaw ghetto takko ram! But as mi sey….a soh mi hear.
Moddas day jus paas an obviously some people is an embarrassment to dem poor modda.
Bink claim sey har modda always tell har “they can take everything away from you except what you have in your head. ..so, feed your head”.. well it come in like fi har head well empty ar full a curru curru cause somehow shi tink shi ago bi di Next American Idol. Mi naah sey nutten more. Dis pray fi har…an pray hard to.
Leonie modda tell har sey shi mussen have sex a tall. Well believe sey shi she really naah get noh rooksing fi troots..cause anybody weh rub dung dem self wid vinegar as a farm of foreplay nat getting noh pengaleng. No man naah go noh where near nannyville if it tink a vinegar. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] But a soh mi hear it ..a soh mi tell it.
Well di mystery is solved why di ozone layer is being depleted. NapiHead327 modda tell har sey shi muss always sleep naked and let har body “breathe”. Well if yuh ask mi all dat breathing har naked behine doing is why dere is a big black hole ina di sky.
Suesumba sey shi grow wid har anty who tell har muffi trus people and noffi mek har leff han know weh har right han a do. Well mi noh tink Suesuma did too undastan what dat mean cause di mad gal tek drastic measures go implant metal spike ina har lef han so dat di right han noh bump ina it – so di 2 hand dem deform an malice aff wan aneda nung. Yuh eva si smaddy dawk an foo-fool soh?
Hole an deh mi a hear a nize like sey smaddy a come…Watch yah noh ..mi a go flash.. Mi ago goh pan a nex Private Eye mission .. But like mi sey to unu before … ..unu neva hear a ting fram mi...If unu call mi name a worries! Lickle more.
Private-Yeye Wendilin
So unu hear sey BoundBrook a go deh pan Fear Factor. A lang time shi did a try get pan reality TV enoh .. But what a ooman lie sah! A noh Fear Factor shi ago deh pan – noh sah mi have di real scoop. Shi an BigRed get call fram ABC fi go pan Wife Swap
yes mi dear chile mi hear sey BigRed a dead fi dem haul har behine outta di house an gi im wan neda wife –preferable wan weh woan bun up hat wata. But noh sey mi sey! evanovitch shi did a get in touch wid nature dis week.. eeh eeh. Sey shi deh pan har verandah a watch di bud dem a fly and sing – fram blue jays to cardinals wid everything in between... But weh unu noh know is wan a dem bud deh drap wan evalasting load a doo-doo pan har varandah step. Evan get mad an tek up wan rahtid slingshot an shat di bud dead a grung.… Mi noh tink shi too much ina nature fram dah day dey. Shi gaan back to killing bullfrag wid salt and stoning di mangoose dem fram har yaad gate. Wait til di animal rights people dem ketch har.
LadyZ still noh know weh si a do wid harself…
wan day life is grand nex day life suck fi har. Life did good when shi get new cyar wid wan hole ina di rooftap ..and den shi figa sey life suck when shi realize sey shi no know if a moonroof ar sunroof. Shi soh miserable an canfuse dat shi a plan fi hap pan wan greyhound bus an jain di miserable back-a-wall people dem a Virginia. Di chile need prayas. Put in wan extra $1 ina di callectian plate Sunday fi har fi mi deh.Portmore a run roun a call people white liva and takko ram. But what unu neva know is, a Jazz and Rollingcalf shi did a talk bout. How mi know? How yuh mean how mi know? Lissen to mi.. anybody who put in extra rooksing hours pan Friday di thirteen fi ward aff evil fram har nanny is nutten but a white liva woman.
Can I get a witnesss?! An Rolligcalf put di “T” ina takko ram. Dem ketch him a have sex wid im co-worker ina di closet weh di cleaning crew put dem siting wid Barbecue sauce rub up pan im ti-ti dem. Now tell mi if ima noh barn chaw ghetto takko ram! But as mi sey….a soh mi hear.Moddas day jus paas an obviously some people is an embarrassment to dem poor modda.
Bink claim sey har modda always tell har “they can take everything away from you except what you have in your head. ..so, feed your head”.. well it come in like fi har head well empty ar full a curru curru cause somehow shi tink shi ago bi di Next American Idol.
Mi naah sey nutten more. Dis pray fi har…an pray hard to.Leonie modda tell har sey shi mussen have sex a tall. Well believe sey shi she really naah get noh rooksing fi troots..cause anybody weh rub dung dem self wid vinegar as a farm of foreplay nat getting noh pengaleng. No man naah go noh where near nannyville if it tink a vinegar. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] But a soh mi hear it ..a soh mi tell it.
Well di mystery is solved why di ozone layer is being depleted. NapiHead327 modda tell har sey shi muss always sleep naked and let har body “breathe”. Well if yuh ask mi all dat breathing har naked behine doing is why dere is a big black hole ina di sky.
Suesumba sey shi grow wid har anty who tell har muffi trus people and noffi mek har leff han know weh har right han a do. Well mi noh tink Suesuma did too undastan what dat mean cause di mad gal tek drastic measures go implant metal spike ina har lef han so dat di right han noh bump ina it – so di 2 hand dem deform an malice aff wan aneda nung. Yuh eva si smaddy dawk an foo-fool soh?
Hole an deh mi a hear a nize like sey smaddy a come…Watch yah noh ..mi a go flash.. Mi ago goh pan a nex Private Eye mission .. But like mi sey to unu before … ..unu neva hear a ting fram mi...If unu call mi name a worries! Lickle more.
Private-Yeye Wendilin
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